“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

Yes. No one with an Aztek tent found any takers.

Bless your heart.

The guy had no automobile. He happened to be the one to help because he was on foot on his way to work. Maybe Offset took that into consideration and got the dude something that would have a light tax bill, low insurance premiums, and be easily repairable in the garage with cheap, readily available parts.

Finally a story about Offset which did not end up in a negative way.

Yeah what kind of complete car hating douche bag would want to drive a sexy Italian sports car?

Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

Anymore than three licks and you’re just being decadent.

“I’m sorry miss but before I let you onto the plane I’m really going to need to hear you sing the first two verses of Stevie Wonder’s “Jungle Fever’”

*Healthy Chris Paul

oh boo fucking hoo. All James Harden ever does is get bullshit calls his way, he’s done it his entire career, and in fact builds his whole game upon that.

This is really sad. Please stop.

Shaq warned us however that taking 2 Advils every four hours is bad for your kidneys, you should just take one every two hours instead.

Sounds like there’s one going cheap in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Ran when parked.

That clip really is a smoking gun. No matter how he plays on each point, by cheating, Kicker managed to keep the score 30-15 for the entire game.

So you took a job that’s 30 miles round trip and pays $10/hr. That’s on you.

“Image searched you. 0/10! Would not fap again!”

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.