Also, let me bring some truth to your life.

Wow, that’s alotta money for a 90k mile bimmer with a Walmart subwoofer in the trunk...

I noticed this post has no likes. Good.

What are you, an aspiring serial killer?

The site you copy-pasta’d this info from

What do you mean waiting for? Clearly you read the ESPN article last week

Mike Tyson Edges Out Michael Spinks

No, we want people to like them.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Google “indict ham sandwich” and you’ll find out what that’s worth.

yeah, no. Innocent until PROVEN GUILTY. The proof lies with the accuser. Everyone is 100% innocent until the state proves beyond any reasonable doubt that the defendant is guilty. Kind of a big deal. You know, what our entire legal system is built on.

actually, it is totally about him.

If...focus on the IF here...it is not true-then it absolutely is about hurting him. If it IS true-then it’s a different story.

Crazy question. What if he’s the one telling the truth and her, “I dont want to deal with the stress’s of the trial” was just an excuse because she knew she was in the wrong?

It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

Rather than benching your best player for a whole game, you should bench him for four consecutive quarters instead to save hurt feelings.

Counterpoint: That sounds like hardly any work for a great joke.

Pretty sure you drive a Lambo, bro