Wow. Not good.

According to bystander reports published locally here, Hattaway had implored Hayden, after the first punch landed to “baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more.”

I believe you misspelled Years. 

I always find “Are you the kind of person I’d get on with enough that I want to place my life on the line, fighting criminals with you?” to be kind of cumbersome.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

It’s exactly these kinds of shenanigans that keep me from competing in Ironman events. That and a life of slothful lethargy and general ill health due to poor diet, plethoric bong hits and excessive alcohol intake. 

NO

How’d this get out of the greys?

C’mon, don’t be such a fuck ass.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

Um, the USS Cole was hit by a small boat full of explosives... are you saying cars = boats?

I think the Sunbird is a better buy than this wreck.

This thing has frame damage. You can see it in the old auction photos. CP all day long.

Below the speed limit in the passing or “fast” lane on the highway.

Is it bad that the first thing I noticed was enough gap between the trucks for him to be successful with good aim?

One would assume that police/first responders had positioned themselves on the overpass in such a way as to prevent the man from running to the other side.

Stef, You did exactly what you were supposed to do! You wouldn’t believe how many drivers in your position would have sent the car off more than once trying to improve. You knew you were responsible for keeping the car safe you did do that while navigate a large field of drivers with a wide range of talents. Ill…

I’ll never forgive electric car guy.

You never know, man. *slips some hormones into your drink.* ;)