Vermont would like to make your acquaintance. 

To find one asshole, look in the mirror. Congratulations, you’ve found him! 

You don’t like your wife?

Compares IRS reimbursement with gross income. Creates inaccurate conclusion.

Tesla-Harley Davidson. The laughs would be endless. Can you see Musk at Sturgis?!

Get a sense of humor, Karen.

But that has nothing to do with the camera itself. The camera simply shows who the perpetrator is.

slideshow? nope

Yes, because all of America says that. smh

So the clerk is playing the long game? lol

Is ginger ale supposed to have ginger pulp in it? Then, like OJ, you can get different pulp volumes? 

A little duct tape and gorilla glue will fix that right up!

Office in Florida has been open every (business) day this year. Had a single employee have covid (she’s young, was hitting the bars the very first weekend they opened). If you act responsibly and take reasonable precautions, there’s no reason except hysteria to stop going about your daily business. 

I would like to “accidentally” kill my elderly parents so as to collect their fortune. How should I do so?

Hey Stella(ntis)

He was dead the entire time! 

Franchisee responsible, but if McDonald’s shows up for an inspection and finds broken equipment, BIG TROUBLE! lol

They tried sending a cat, but it just wondered off in the other direction and looked disdainfully at the criminal.