Don’t forget anti-union! 

While it might seem inconceivable that a company would be willing to sustain such losses, know that Subway, as a corporation, would be benefiting, as it makes its money from a monthly royalty payment that is calculated before costs.

If only Bono would do the same.

Ford prefers to think of July 9th as Tom Hanks’s birthday.

NO CAMERAS! YES, I KNOW I AM YELLING.

They tried. But when they went to shut it off, they got the “do not turn off your car while update is running.” Two weeks later, the car is dead, the update never finished, some Russian says you must pay 1000 bitcoins for them to unlock your doors, and Microsoft says user support for that version of the software ended…

Is this poochie from the simpsons?

This is the problem with today’s music scene. Most people have no idea what liner notes are! 

The best advice when arrested or questioned by the cops: (NSFW-language)

A lot of semis do short hauls. With proper planning, can haul, recharge while unloading at one or more stops, drive back to facility, recharge while being loaded, and start the cycle all over again.

This is such a bad take. I am so mad that I am going to put on my comfortable white outfit (southern heat, you know) and my nice pointy white hat (allows the heat to escape through the top) and join my friends for a parade through town.

Yep, average check is going to go down. The numbers we really need to know are number of ave transactions per hour and average check. With businesses reopening, I would expect to see number of transactions go up. As people have more traditional “dinner time” options available, I would expect to see average check go…

Are there rules for surrendering? 

This is pretty weak on the whole driving experience front. 

Honestly, did you read the comment? The FMV for that particular item was set at the conclusion of the auction. I also said you couldn’t necessarily extrapolate that to a FMV for similar vehicles.

I can’t believe I am defending a FP writer, but this one in fact doubled in value. The definition of FMV is literally what a willing buyer would pay and a willing seller would accept for a good. That this value was reached as a result of an open-market auction confirms that this is the FMV for this particular car.

Good God, I just threw up my lunch. 

There has to be an adult in charge of these things. lol

And fast food workers are called heroes!