I think he is saying that you look like a dumbass, which confirms the dumbassery of your comment. But that’s just a guess.

Nah, just shoot the tires out. Cops love shooting guns even more than high speed chases.

In this case, it’s all the more ridiculous when you realize the whole chase started because a driver failed to yield.

Wouldn’t buy. But that does look good. Excellent taste, my good sir person.

Blue Car. Red Line. Y’all do know you can name stuff without consulting the Crayola box, right? :)

I saw this play out once, with hilarious results. Snooty lady corrected lady in front of her, who turned around and said “Do you want me to put my ass in your face while you eat? No? Then don’t butt in when I am ordering.” There might have been a finger wag that went along with that. I was dying.

I just don’t want people eating Popeye’s and thinking that is what good red beans and rice is supposed to tastke like! lol

They closed your Wendy’s?

Only if they are helped by some hot sauce. Otherwise, so bland and meh.

I had two (yes, two!) Mustang IIs as a kid. Don’t feel bad. 

LOL. The state of Minnesota’s executive branch is all DFL (Democratic-Farmer-Labor party). The city of Minneapolis is run by a DFL Mayor and majority DFL city council (I believe the other city council members are from the Green party). Unlike many other things, Trump can’t get the blame for this one. 

A little hyperbolic considering he didn’t touch anyone.

Well, it also does not say “Full Self-Driving And Crashing Capability” lol

And then the truck explodes. WHERE IS MY EXPLOSION????

Bottom line: People are stupid. 

I mean, honestly, you’ve got to making up this stuff at this point to see how gullible we are. There is no way one seemingly intelligent human being could be so $#*^% stupid.

that windshield got shellacked.

Just one mistake/error in judgment after another. I don’t believe I have ever seen Groundhog Day play out in real life until now. Congrats! 

I didn’t take it as seriously as I should have.

You understand that New York is not Texas, right?