I object. I strenuously object!

The one guy said, "There is no effin way I am wearing shorts like that!"

" Straight out of le Carré." Actually, straight out of Clancy, who called it the "canary trap." Of course, he got the idea from the intelligence agencies as they were actually using this scheme to catch traitors.

Demuro = buys Range Rover and Ferrari for fun and "business." Complains about Rover, didn't like Ferrari.

I had an Altima try to race me the other day. And given that my DD is an Altima, I immediately could tell that it wasn't even the 3.5 version. I actually did laugh at loud, gave the guy a thumbs up, and watched him speed away.

I assume it's easy to tell you are a paid film crew? But still, did you think it would be easy to film the McLaren P1 that has a crowd of 100 people around it?

Probably on relevance (doesn't name Hernandez) and hearsay grounds. I understand from the articles that Mass doesn't have a present sense impression exception, not excited utterance or dying declaration (which is ironic, and not the Alanis Morrisette ironic either).

I thought it wasn't until several years later that Cage would do any movie as long as you paid him!

Do not, I repeat, do not ever buy anything from Pinky N Brain Corp, Virtucon Industries, or SPECTRE.

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife

Is that a Honda Accord? Lol

Rose just pulled a hamstring reading your comment!

Everyone knows Carmelo would take the first swing and then backpedal rapidly in the hope that someone, anyone would break it up.

How about I buy it and you fix it for me at a reasonable Jalopnik rate? :)

They say she can gulp large sausages 8 inches at a time ....

I love this guy.

I'm not going with any more Rod jokes since my last ones remained in the grey/unappreciated zone. :(

Little bit different for a Shelby Mustang than a manufacturer car, though.

Who the hell just walks around with a snake in his pocket?

This is the Kobayashi Maru of Jalopnik QOTD. There is no way to decide between Beiber, Will.i.am, and Guy Fieri. NO WAY, I TELL YOU!