I’ll say it:

The Eagles suck almost as much as Harley riders.

God I wish they’d make a modern day road rash

I’m so fucking hard right now.

It’s almost as if they’re trying to confuse people on porpoise.

I think the money would go muuuuuuch better to buy Jalopnik from Gawker Media, myself.

Really good, but still doesn’t beat the Astros fan a few years back.

No. What was the security person doing? His job is to monitor the surroundigs and he didn’t notice them?

To everyone who (most likely didn’t read this beautiful and heartfelt essay on what it means to be a friend and and instead) is eagerly taking advantage of the unsupervised open space below to post your unneeded, unwanted and ultimately entirely impertinent opinions about the post or Gawker in general, I won’t bestow…

Richard Rawlings, the “Guy Fieri” of the car world.

Why is the Honey Badger caring? This is antithetical to his worldview.

Justin Blackmon made this same video, but instead of a PSA it’s a segment from the next season of MTV Cribs.

You can pretend all you want...but you know you are wrong.

you are a garbage person that hates joy

Since this isn’t Jalopnik, I’ll forgive the omission of the ‘65 Riviera that Dalton picks up at the used car lot.

When my wife was pregnant 7 years ago we made a deal. She got full and complete naming rights of this and all future children UNLESS we ended up with twin boys. In that unlikely event the names were going to be Bodhi and Dalton. She nervously agreed.

I”ll just leave this here. Thunder Dan!

The laws and rights that you enjoy as an American were created and founded on Christian values. Both parties are corrupt with extremists on both sides. Aligning yourself with one party or the other is foolish. None of them give two shits about you.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?