In Texas, 105 in a 55 qualifies you for a medal.

Jeter just hands out gift bags.

DOUG DEMURO, I WILL NOT BE IGNORED. I AM AN IMPORTANT ATTORNEY. PEOPLE QUIVER IN FEAR AT THE MENTION OF MY NAME. I WILL HAVE SATISFACTION!!

Just black out the identifying information. And I assume you already altered the real name to be "Rod," right? If not, please note that I EXPECTED MORE FROM A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST AND JALOPNIK WRITER. HOW CAN FERRARI EVEN LET YOU OWN ONE OF THEIR WORKS OF ART? FERRARI SHOULD SUE YOU JUST TO KEEP YOU FROM BUYING ONE…

Actually happened in Dallas at the entrance to the DNT. I saw the traffic backup from my office window.

Actually, a homeless guy was driving it when the crash occurred.

Rumors of this are what convinced me to buy the Roush Stage 3 instead of the Saleen. It's really a shame to see it go downhill like this.

didn't see this video until this morning because at the time it was posted last night, I found myself yelling at my wife, "That's a facial." No, still kidding....she swallows.

I picture a Swedish man standing on his porch, in his robe, shaking his fist at those unknown kids that TP'd his house. "I know you're out there, you scallywags, even if I can't see you. But if I find out who you are, I will give you a stern talking to!" But seriously, the Swedes have all this information but…

Filing this under "Autojournalism" was wildly optimistic, wasn't it?

93 Mustang GT convertible. Now I live in Texas, so you would think this is not a big deal. Usually, it wasn't. However, I did drive it from San Antonio to Dallas during the Thanksgiving blizzard of 93 (the Leon Lett blocked FG game) and various other random snow and ice storms. Never missed a day of work, even when…

Give the kid a break. Thought something great had come along, got it, then found out there was something that might be better and wants to go for it. Wait, that's how my now-wife's ex-bf lost her and how I was able to swoop in. And if I ever see the guy again, I'll punch him right in the face for doing that to me.

Guy Fieri is an ass clown. Nothing more needs to be said. His existence is proof that there is no God, because a just and mighty God would not allow Guy Fieri to exist.

"bona fide Jalopnik writer"? Whoa, whoa — let's not get crazy now.

You can't stop idiots from being idiots.

I used alliteration just to validate that I had a degree from Michigan! :) How about that throwback Michigan-NW game? Now everyone knows what football was like in the 1920s.

I'd point out my surprise that two MSU grads can actually use the internet and craft cogent commentary, but, well, Michigan football has now made me too embarrassed to crawl out from under my rock for that long. Beat OSU!

Dirk. Tim Duncan. Others?

But I bet you make tons of money with a Stanford degree!

How about if the govt doesn't piss away a huge chunk of the taxes we already pay before raising them? As soon as govt starts wisely spending our money, I won't oppose giving them a bit more to spend.