Keeper has to get to that ball. But the defenders were horrible as well.

Well, something eventually will get rid of that Canseco smell!

So "screw you Demurano" isn't in the gray but I'm stuck there. Screw me.

This is the exact diagnosis that many mental health professionals still use. In Texas, until a couple of years ago the official agencies were Mental Health and Mental Retardation, although many have been officially shortened to MHMR. There is absolutely nothing wrong with using the term appropriately. BTW, before you…

Reverse: America's Worst Interstate? Any interstate that charges me a toll for driving on it. You want to toll your local/state highways and roads? Feel free if the people who elect you want that. But federal interstate highways? GTFO!

Except it appears the witness simply drove off, which means the video only is helpful if someone happens to find it on Russian youtube

Revisionist history much? Go watch some of those Bulls-Pistons or Bulls- Knicks games, among others.

Still one of my favorite movie quotes:

The love child of Terry Bradshaw and Dick Vitale?

My God, man, that would kill me. Just concede, drop the hammer on that Audi, and have some fun!

I think Jarvis Varnado just stabbed a man to death.

Judging by the one tweet since that account was opened in January 2009, a twitter campaign is not going to catch Southfield CDJR's attention!

"I want to get it off." Our next generation of strippers appears to be on the way!

Don't pedestrians keep dying because everyone in NYC just crosses the street wherever and whenever they'd like, expecting that cars will magically stop on a dime for them? Or maybe that's just Manhattan.

There was a war? Stupid media never covers anything but royal weddings and ebola!

Anybody that relies on the dealer to arrange financing without first looking on his/her own simply is asking to get ripped off. You can look online to find out the going rates. If you want rates specific to your situation, you can use Lending Tree or any number of other online offerings. If you don't have access to a…

Feel free to hate the Cowboys! Or Jerry Jones! Or both. Just thought throwing the Rangers in with teams that actually participate in the playoffs on a regular basis seemed odd. I mean, the poor Rangers sucked for so long that they couldn't handle being good and imploded — Nolan Ryan and Jon Daniels fighting over who…

So basically, having a two-year run in the playoffs out of their 40+ history causes you to be sick of the Rangers just because they took out the Tigers both years? Just wanted to make sure I knew why you hated the Rangers "dynasty" so much! lol

"As a baseball fan, it's nice to see a playoffs without ... Rangers"? Wait...what? Did you miss the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s (well, I guess you could say they made it three times, winning a grand total of one game), 2000s, 2012 (a one-game appearance), and 2013?

In public, or would you like a private room for that?