the dress is bad

Is it wrong that I really really hate that dress? In a way that I’ve lost some measure of respect for her? God I feel shallow

The surgery itself and recovery is easy as pie. No big deal at all.

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

yeah, it’s crazy that no one can understand what she’s saying. I mean, you just turn on that song, and it’s totally obvious. It couldn’t be more clear! Personally, I’m amazed not everyone gets that. I mean, you can say first what the lyrics are? I also know them, but I don’t want to deprive you of the opportunity to…

They all look like yams with professionally coiffed hair.

Robby’s gay, so......

are you calling Robby a heterosexual?

They all look exactly alike, I can’t handle it. I just realized that I thought Jordan is Luke.

Shocker.

Spot on! She legit thinks Jordan is too good for her. Pretty sure she would have never put up with his shady ass for long if he wasn’t related to a wealthy NFL superstar, and was an aspiring musician or a DJ or a bartender.

It’s just crazy how everyone can see this guy’s no good except Jojo. But it’s always like that. Multiple times I’ve seen sisters, cousins, friends date awful men and everyone knows they’re bad news but they refuse to see it. It’s not that they don’t see it. They see those red flags too and have those bad feelings. But…

This is a good way to start your pitch for the Bachelor/Bachelorette follow-up show, The Independent, where former contestants learn that they don’t need no man.

Her interactions with Jordan always gave me the impression that she was walking on eggshells around him. Like, “I like him the most, but I think he’s out of my league so I don’t want to rock the boat and call him on his bullsh*t answers because it might upset him.” Lame. And then with Robby she was always “I like that…

Um, for all we know, they can just buy fresh lungs from some impoverished person in India or Sri Lanka or something. Goodness knows, all of the other organ donation and procurement programs have been utterly compromised by moneyed people.

From the NY Daily News

Probably more of a “DURR I’M HIGH AS FUCK AND I JUST GAVE THE DOORMAN’S SON I BUY DRUGS FROM ALL MUH CASH I CAN’T BRAIN GOOD” and somehow was not able to brain hard enough to remember to just use a damn credit card.

this baby nero looks like he’d slit my throat to use my blood as rouge. no.

i’m a pacifist but i felt some legit french revolution stirrings upon viewing the instagram account of this modern-day dandy.

I say we hold a second Stanford Prison Experiment as a reality tv show. Place a lot of emphasis on “getting to know” each of the ordinary people, their stories, who they are at the beginning. Make it as diverse and representative as possible. Then sort the guards from the prisoners and shoot it Big Brother style. Let…