There was one comment by Hillary at the Catholic roast thing that I’d love to see a ruling on. She pointed out Bloomberg sitting in the room and said “It’s a shame he’s not speaking tonight. I’m curious to hear what a billionaire has to say.”

I am totally adoring this show, and my fiancé watching over my shoulder for ten minutes has gotten him into it too. I really love all the notes it’s hitting, and the characters are wonderful. I really love her sister and their relationship. All amazing.

This show is a gem and a half!! I have thrown it at all of my closest friends and they’ve adored it, despite all of us having a life-confronting breakdown after watching the final episode. It hit like a ton of cheating guinea pigs on bicycles.

I didn’t see it coming at all, and it was a punch in the gut. I guess I’m thick.

I watched the entire season in one sitting. I loved it!

I mean, it’s VERY important that pissing contest is up and running, because I have been looking forward to this year’s spooky stories since last November, and I will honestly burn something down if they don’t do it again this year. It’s tradition now.

thank god pissing contest is back. you’re saving lives here.

Because there’s a hurricane coming for half of us and the other half just really want some fun gossip this Thursday, thankyouverymuch.

#BecausePorn

because getting naked does not work anymore? dosage must go higher, public is getting immune to clevage, boobs, ass of her.

I can’t make any sense of her, but dramatic, bullshit, and potentially hugely embarrassing aren’t things she’s afraid of.

Interested as to why you think she would not do this for publicity. This person is famous because of a sex tape. After that, is there anything else you would not do?

Are you serious? You’re talking about a person whose entire life is for show. A person with endless desire to accumulate money and things and attention. A person who surely has all that shit insured and all the reason in the world to make this up.

Speaking about publicity grabs - Kim K started her career by leaking a sex tape and then feigned surprise and disgust that a sex tape of her and Ray J had been leaked. So yes, both Mr. and Mrs West know about good publicity stunts.

Teamwork!

As a mother who had needed to use the toilet with a baby who has nowhere else to sit, it is totally possible to hold a baby, text, and go to the bathroom at the same time.

As a teenager, I worked at a Barnes and Noble and needed a bathroom break. When I opened the door, a middle aged woman was standing in the doorway of the far stall, facing me. She half had on her shirt, and under it was a bathing suit. Her hands were full of shit. And then I saw the wall behind her was covered, and it…

Honestly the timing of this isn’t just spooky.

I was 17 (18 maybe?) years young working at a Starbucks when we were visited by a couple we soon came to know as the Mocha Frap Couple. Their MO was as follows: order a Venti Mocha Frap, proceed to the restroom while the drink is being made, smear handfuls of human feces they had brought with them in a plastic market…

I used to work at a music venue and on beer delivery days, the door is propped open so guys can just come in and out with kegs and dollies as they need and the door won’t lock behind them. The office is in the back, so me and my boss don’t have a eye on the front, but the person signing all the delivery forms does.…