I almost pissed myself at work. Floor fingers. GENIUS.

Nothing can compare with the Sketchers Reggae sandal for me.

I don’t care how many times my brother in law snarks about “women in comfortable shoes”, i. e. gay, or have given up having sex for all eternity, I wear Birks all time. Also, I got a pair of black patent sandals with ankle straps which are what I wear every day to work (never knew Birks came in dressy styles, know…

I straight up don’t care. Last year I got rid of every pair of shoes I own that doesn’t feel totally comfortable. I am officially an old. And I’m left with winter boots, fall boots, Birkenstocks, running shoes for the gym, one pair of wedge heels for “dressing up”. And my tap shoes.

True.

not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Dear Bobby Finger,

I too am a Texan turned Northeasterner and to this day can’t go to a Mexican restaurant in NYC without mentioning that the salsa was made in NEW YORK CITY!!!

Toes, such as you describe, I refer to as “Floor Fingers”. Bravo for giving zero shits.

I'm a chef for a catering company and I wear them to work! It's brilliant! It gets so hot in our kitchen with a convection oven and two enormous Viking ranges. I splurged on the trendy sport line and u get compliments all the freaking time. Between my birks and my Swedish clogs, I look like a 2nd grade art teacher and…

I have huge fucking feet and total finger toes and I rock my birks every day that I possibly can. They are without a doubt the most comfortable shoes I have ever worn. SO ENJOY YOUR SKY HIGH STILETTOS KIDS.

I’m with you Bobby!

Some of us know we can’t pull it off so we lash out. Plus, I just can’t be seen wearing them.

Counter-counterpoint: Your feet are jealous of my feet but are too embarrassed to say anything to you.

I’m wearing mine right now! I’ve been singing their praises so loudly that now my husband wants a pair, but he has terrifying hobbit feet so I’ve dialed back my enthusiasm while in his presence.

Bobby, you may have succeeded in the impossible. You may have just convinced me to clean out my closet and unearth my own Birks. I have two pairs: The classic two-strap Jesus sandal and a pair of forest green suede clogs. Both date back to the Bush administration. And I mean George Herbert Walker Bush.

I love, love, love Kesha, and I’m a huge asshole for saying this, but I think she’s had work done recently, and I have to say I’m not a fan.

Now I nothing against Botox or fillers etc but Kim girl you went full Elise you never go full Elise!

And everyone laughed at Rainn Wilson for suggesting this is all pointless gluttony.

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity to deploy “Jury Booty” at least once in this post.

US State Department spokesman John Kirby was trying to talk to the press earlier today about the efforts to sustain ISIS, but one reporter had more important things to do.