Jeter plans to make up the difference in gift baskets.

I also have non-binding indications of interest in lots of things. It’s called the Amazon wish list.

You’re all a bunch of low bottom haters. Derek Jeter is the richest man in the world. I don’t care what Forbes or bank statements have to say. Numbers don’t tell the whole story when it comes to monetary wealth, and you’d know that if you had a clue about baseball.

As a Kansan I am both laughing and crying at that statement

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

This is just the legal doctrine of adverse possession. It exists in the US as well.

Which is worse, having Mark Sanchez as your mentor, or having somebody mentored by Mark Sanchez as your mentor?

I want to frame this comment and put it above my co-worker’s desk. The one who always gets put in charge of training new people, but fucks off on Youtube all day and doesn’t get shit done, leaving it all for other people to do instead?

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

I’m tired of straight white guys only getting roles as dead strippers.

Marshall is one of my favorite players because of his advocacy for mental illness. The dude got some help for himself and isn’t afraid to put it out there with the intent to others. As someone with struggles of their own, its an offer of hope. 

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

You got hustled. Never try to outsniff a woman. They are bloodhounds. My wife can hear me letting out a fart from eight miles away. Meanwhile, I can’t smell a goddamn thing because my nostrils are all gummed up with snot and old man hair.

After the game, Schröder put Dwight Howard in a box with a vial of poison to see if he could be simultaneously perceived as:

wtf

The lining is a particularly important detail.

I think people would lose their minds if Google ever brought back Reader.

Wow

If a chinese sprinter enters the combine on behalf of the Chinese government and wins, does that give China the foothold they want to expand their borders?