Also, most black marlin deaths are from black marlin-on-black marlin violence. Really not something that people need to worry about.

Holy shit. That’s subtle.

Apparently “support the troops” doesn’t extend to listening to them when they report sexual assault and harassment.

The MAGAs had a rough night. Lol Latinas took over the halftime show and Nick Bosa lost his opportunity to go to the White House. Amazing. 

Aired on Fox, too, which was just beautiful. 

Does Shakira age? Because based on this video I’m not sure.

I’m not easily offended

Loved it! Of course some people will be upset because they shook what their mama gave them and how dare they do that when children were just previously watching grown men in tight pants run around a field and violently hit eachother.

I mean, did this part of the story not answer your question?

The book may or may not be good - I’ll never know - but what caught my attention the most (in a bad way) was Cummins’ tone-deafness in getting a barbed-wire manicure and having a “cute” barbed-wire wrapped themed book signing party, etc. Like, HEY, I just wrote a book on Dachau! We’re going to have fake arm tattoos…

I take solace in the wise words of former White House health advisor Ezekiel Emmanuel, who served under the Obama administration.

This will always be the best Road Show episode:

Dave Chappelle, a simple question: Why should people have to choose between food and health insurance?

If it helps any, just imagine anything he says in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.

I kind of hate myself right now. I try never to judge anyone on their looks, but I swear, Jared Kushner is a robot. The only thing on his face that moves is his mouth. His eyes blink, but it’s nearly perfect intervals of time, and too fast for me to keep up without getting a headache. (Yes I tried, and now that I’ve…

Thank you. We are not human shields for the less stigmatised members of the community.

Honestly, this is also why I get angry when people suggest that the way to deal with incels is to send them to sex workers. Sex workers are human beings performing a service; we shouldn’t condone having misogynists anywhere near them. Can you imagine if men did this to other service workers too? Would you take your…

I’m an old, but the funniest one was Jethro Tull beating Metallica for Best metal album.  When Metallica finally won a couple years later, Lars Ulrich said “I’d like to thank Jethro Tull for not putting out an album this year.”

Now you win awards for whispering, it needs separate category 

And for some of us; we’d rather be killed than go out on a date with Donald Trump.