Scarlett Johansson’s already up for the role of Lydia in the film adaptation.

On the slim chance that Jeanine Cummins is reading this: There’s still time to make it right! You can’t go back in time and not write your book, nor can you go retroactively spend time with actual migrants for material. What you can do is donate some of your advance (and money earned from subsequent editions) to…

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Get that shit off your face, Bieber.

“No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma.”

Everything about the perverse puritanical stranglehold this country is locked in is sad.

The sad thing is that she could let the kids play with guns while wearing a shirt, and it’s perfectly legal as long as nobody gets shot.

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

“Spirit was acting like they weren’t going to do anything about it,” she said. “Even the pilot told me to go into the airport towards the front desk to ask for police assistance.”

Also, can you imagine how much of an insane shitfit liberals would be in if Bernie at all implied he wouldn’t support whoever the nominee ends up being?

Sorry you’re not capable of caring about more than one thing at a time. :(

Part of me of course wants them to get dragged for the appropriation, but another, slightly larger part of me really wants them slammed for how they probably spent millions on this entire thing and it looks like a couple rich white guys went to the dollar store, slapped a couple of unfortunate discontinued wigs on…

I saw a great thread the other day about how online out rage is basically a marketing scheme. That makes sense to me. 

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

I  mean, she’s not totally wrong. She did essentially help create reality TV (not single handedly, but it was a FORCE). And I think you can tell from any interview she does that her persona was, indeed, an act meant to entertain.

Can you imagine a Trump Library? That would be the greatest joke of all time.

All that rape, murder, and incest. Not to mention the supernatural and all the gaslighting. You’d think that would be the first on their list.

Jailing librarians. Let that one sink in.

Please ban the bible.

Yea what the actual fuck is this headline?