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I picked a bad time to accept a job as a public health officer on a major cruise ship line. Read more
I just got hired as a public health specialist on a major US cruise line. I both excited and terrified. Read more
I immediately watched it after seeing cats the other night. Read more
I had GBS in 2014. It really sucks. Wishing JP a quick recovery. Read more
In epidemiology the definition of an outbreak is the occurrence of cases of disease in excess of what would normally be expected in a defined community, geographical area or season. Read more
Basically a process to deny citizenship. Read more
What’s the name of this book? I’m interested. Read more
I don’t have enough whiskey on me right now to finish. Read more
San Diego county mountains got snow last week. So not normal at all. Read more
I was stationed in GTMO several years ago and was responsible for inspecting the migrant facility that was used for Cuban and Haitian migrants that were picked up offshore. The migrant facility was not located near the JTF side of base which houses the detention center and thus not under the jurisdiction of that… Read more
While he had a needle in my spine! Read more
I had been in Guantanamo Bay for six weeks and attended a Hail and Farewell for my command. I got drunk and went home with a doctor. We made out and once in bed he asked in a baby voice “can I put my wiener in your butt?” I had two choices: leave or pretend to be asleep. So the next morning I gathered my clothes and… Read more
Can confirm. I was just in Egypt and saw dick hieroglyphics. Read more
Fentanyl doesn’t aerosolize (vapor pressure is 0.0000065 Pa). Read more
I concur. I find Aerie comfortable and attractive in a basic way and most importantly, affordable! Read more
FYI you have to drink the placenta smoothie quickly before it clots. I know this because, um, well...we all do dumb things when we’re young ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Read more