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I picked a bad time to accept a job as a public health officer on a major cruise ship line. 

I just got hired as a public health specialist on a major US cruise line. I both excited and terrified. 

I immediately watched it after seeing cats the other night. 

I had GBS in 2014. It really sucks. Wishing JP a quick recovery. 

In epidemiology the definition of an outbreak is the occurrence of cases of disease in excess of what would normally be expected in a defined community, geographical area or season. 

Basically a process to deny citizenship. 

What’s the name of this book? I’m interested. 

I don’t have enough whiskey on me right now to finish. 

San Diego county mountains got snow last week. So not normal at all.

I was stationed in GTMO several years ago and was responsible for inspecting the migrant facility that was used for Cuban and Haitian migrants that were picked up offshore. The migrant facility was not located near the JTF side of base which houses the detention center and thus not under the jurisdiction of that

While he had a needle in my spine!

I had been in Guantanamo Bay for six weeks and attended a Hail and Farewell for my command. I got drunk and went home with a doctor. We made out and once in bed he asked in a baby voice “can I put my wiener in your butt?” I had two choices: leave or pretend to be asleep. So the next morning I gathered my clothes and

Can confirm. I was just in Egypt and saw dick hieroglyphics.

Fentanyl doesn’t aerosolize (vapor pressure is 0.0000065 Pa).

I concur. I find Aerie comfortable and attractive in a basic way and most importantly, affordable!

FYI you have to drink the placenta smoothie quickly before it clots. I know this because, um, well...we all do dumb things when we’re young ¯\_(ツ)_/¯