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Waiting for Trump/Pence/GOP to blame Obama for not doing enough to stop Soleimani from helping to conduct 9/11.

This story continues to disturb and concern those of us who live in the Sonoran Desert. I have hiked in Pima Canyon, and in the Santa Catalina Mts more times over the decades than I can count, with and without a long series of friends and my boxers who lived with me and shared my life. Although I’ve seen rattle snakes

I read something once about how when scavenging puma will treat the carcass as its own kill, dragging it to a prefered site. As a result, we may be underestimating how often they scavenge. Add in environmental pressure reducing the amount of prey I bet we can get them to eat people who are dead or just sound sleepers. 

Alright “traditional” Methodists, time to read up on the Southern Baptists (created in 1845 when congregations broke away from the Baptists in order to continue to be pro-slavery). A century from now, do you want to be known as the Methodists who opposed civil rights? Then by all means, become a “traditional” sect.

I have to think that if you’re forming a splinter group to “Get back to traditional values” you are on the wrong, abusive side of history, like the Pilgrims, or Warren Jeffs.

A “wedge salad” is a chunk of iceberg slathered in blue cheese and often, bacon.* So yeah, I think he’d eat that. I mean, there’s lettuce on Big Macs and his other favorite hamberders, so why not?

How unlucky can this guy get? Durst keeps being pulled into these deaths that happen around him, like when his wife mysteriously disappeared and that time he straight up killed and  dismembered his neighbour. I mean, when is he gonna catch a break? /s

Oh, they knew the moment the reactions to the first trailer came in.

Cleopatra didn’t make the studio a dime until they sold the tv rights in 1968, because the production and marketing costs (and Taylor’s cut off the top) were astronomical. In fact, just servicing the debt cost so much they had to sell off the backlot (which is now Century City) in order to foot the bill for the film

Yeah. It doesn’t age well at all.

I was ready to feel bad for her until the mink coat, then the manicurist and hair coloring at the hospital really took me to the next level of not giving a shit. She probably should have been watching where she was walking because that would have been a huge fucking hole to miss:

Solitary confinement IS torture.

How ridiculous. Everyone knows Ted Cruz’s father has the blood-stained JFK outfit.

Why though? I’ve heard this argument before (for bitch as well) but have yet to hear a convincing rationale. I live in a country where men get called cunts all the time, so I’m serious: what puts these words into that category? I've been called both plenty of times, and while it wasn't exactly warm and fluffy, I

On an early 2019 Al Franken podcast with Sarah Silverman, she noted that if you don’t look back on your old stuff and cringe, you’re not growing.

Maybe when we’re done eating the rich, we can MEAT the press who let this shit slide 😉

Why in the FUCK does Ivanka get 1-minute of coverage? Granted it was a very slow Sunday and the Daddy Jackoff Tweetstorm was a bit calm so not much to work with, but for FUXSAKE why is SHE worthy of Face the Nation?

Not to mention how often that variation of the story sank into Prequel levels of cheesiness and sentimentality

It’s testosterone, man. How can men be taken seriously when they’re so hormonal and emotional all the time?

Because getting angry works, and they haven't been brainwashed into believing in the need to remain calm and polite.