Thrillseeking, yes, but smart enough to be the one musical star who wasn’t in Cats. 

Is nobody going to talk about that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt episode that explains everything that we suspected about Cats??!! It’s a completely made up show and the cast is deliberately making up a bunch of gibberish on the spot. Also, the cast members only go out into the audience so they can steal personal…

looks like prison jammies or maybe a cult uniform

So we’re okay with the rest of that outfit then?

I was waiting for a blackface joke, and yours is better than what I was expecting. Kudos.

Even money says she never gave him a thought until those old blackface pics came out. Then...it was like she'd never heard music before. 

If they gave $84 million from the Pennsylvania diocese, and the diocese still fucking exists, they didn't give enough. The Catholic church is a money laundering paedophile ring.

The whole event shows her obviously thirsty after him; it was something of an embarrassment - though maybe not to her, because she’s barely more self-aware than her father - when it was originally reported on.  It was so obvious.  And it wasn’t some sexist “she’s a young(ish) woman thirsting after a young(ish) man,”…

He can do way, way better.

She’s going to have to get through the real First Lady, first:

Melania’s most wished for gift? Justin Trudeau.

He ALWAYS talks about his wife like he was just suddenly reminded that he technically has one. He stammers and babbles, then starts bragging about what a great relationship they have, almost as if he’s trying to convince himself as much as the listener. And he also likes to throw in the word “working” and don’t think…

I love that the listing describes it as “European” in the style section. That is the fakest, most fugly Euro knockoff style I’ve seen in a long time. You can’t just throw some Ionic columns and a couple of faux finishes in some rooms and call that shit European.

Yeah know, I’m been thinking. I don’t Kylie is the same person. I believe Kris had her recast and nobody really caught on. Everybody bought the make-up story. It’s kinda like nobody realized it when the Darren actors were switched out on Bewitched. Was anyone really paying any attention to Kylie? No, that’s why the…

It’s so cool how you know what I look like through...magical powers of assholery, I guess? 

Does “vascular” mean veins popping out? Is that a desirable look? Because, um, it’s definitely not my thing. 

Obligatory:

Canada is really not much better. Our political system is slightly less broken, and we have slightly better social welfare systems. Otherwise, our people are just as garbage.

As someone also living in Canada, in a town where a woman was intentionally hit by a trailer hitch thrown from a vehicle because she was walking while Indigenous, I unfortunately am disgusted but not surprised. This isn’t just a Trump problem. 

Just as disgraceful is the reporting on it. People (magazine) just decides that Kim invented this and is “going green.” It’s this never ending gushing that keeps the Kardashians and other celebrities careers alive.