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My friend sent me this text

Modafinil isn’t an amphetamine. It’s a wakefulness promoting medication. Although it barely has that affect on me.

Kim has psoriasis and laser hair removal is a method of setting skin back on its natural shedding schedule (so I’ve read).

When I was deployed to Iraq there was a helo ride I was on that was transportating an injured Marine. Who carried his seabag and weapon off the aircraft? Me and the only other woman on the flight. None of the Marines even volunteered.

Water isn’t wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being.

Sewage sludge regularly tests positive for a host of heavy metals, flame retardants, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, pharmaceuticals, phthalates, dioxins, and a host of other chemicals and organisms. Of the thousands of contaminants that have been found in sludge, the U.S. government regulates exactly 10 of them

I want to learn beekeeping so I called my mom to ask about when my dad was a beekeeper in Kauai (too young to remember any of this). She told me that he sold the honey at a local monastery and then taught the monks beekeeping. Before we moved back to the mainland he sold his apiary to the monks. Now I’m trying to

I don’t pull eye muscles anymore since I’ve been doing an excessive amount of eye rolling during the last 12 months.

But how can I call myself pro-life?

His Thoughts and Prayers speech was beautiful. Many beautiful babies.

We all know the Marine Core fought bravely at the Bowling Green Massacre.

I felt a cold shiver up my spine when his plane landed.

I make kimonos out of vintage saris and I bought this one...it’s what I think it is, right? I’m excited to sew this one!

University of San Diego is a private, Catholic college. San Diego State University is a public university. Coach Smith was employed by USD. Go Toreros!

How are his math skills?

I thought Trump supporters liked him because he spoke his mind, or whatever.

The NRA doesn’t deserve their 501(c)(4) tax exempt status anymore.

In my social entrepreneurship college class, there is a team that’s designing ethnic text books that would sourced from the people teaching it in school. I hope it can become reality.