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Are state government employees like federal employees - almost impossible to fire?

Is giving his weight as one pound shy of obese their little white lie? I mean it’s obvious he is obese and to claim otherwise is bullshit, but just one pound away is like an acceptable lie because it’s in the middle of big fucking lie and the truth? And he’s healthy cause he’s not obese, right?

They eat bugs and sleep in huts in Norway. The Simpsons taught me that!

What? Why can they appreciate our cheap education and solid environmental policies? Oh, that’s right, we burried that at the bottom of the swamp.

What about Hillary something something Obama blah blah chosen by god.

While you may have still caught the flu were you in the ICU? Did you die? Effectiveness is not just about not getting the flu but also preventing serious complications and death.

NIMBY

Not going to google. Not going to google. Not...

Scott is a great example of NIBY - not in my backyard.

No no. The Marine Corps failed to send me to the range before my deployment. My Navy bosses didn’t seem to care either so I begged every Marine I met to take me to the range so I could be comfortable carrying around a loaded 9mm. The M249 was just icing on the cake.

I shot a M249 in Iraq. Not to brag but I think one of the 200 rounds hit the target. And it was very heavy.

I did public health humanitarian work in the South Pacific and people there knew not to drink surface water without treating it first.

I will! Like in two years lol. But seriously my goal is to finish by March. I have it cut out already, which is usually the worst part of sewing.

Well the Navy considered it elective surgery but I’m forever grateful that I was able to get it. I’m not trans so I’m never going to tell them what is necessary in their lives. Because I’m not an ass hole. And the military does do elective cosmetic surgeries; how else are they supposed to keep their skills up to

I’m making this kimono dress

Just curious, have you ever served in the military? And was it ok for tax dollars to pay for my spinal fusion?

I call my pubes my ass hole detector.

One of the things I liked about being in the military was that same ranks had the same base pay. So at least the lazy douche didn’t get paid more than me.

I have also been unable to log on using safari so I switched to chrome