She’s just trying to find the humor in a shitty situation.

Happy Kwanza-and thanks to me we can say that again-to My African American.

“I took it out of the box”

Preventive medicine is a librul conspiracy. I’m the party of fiscal responsibility so why would I want to prevent illness and injury?

I was never on Twitter then and now I have regrets.

I am too only because it’s easier to say Obama than prison yadda yadda break lines yadda yadda Army. I’m lazy though. I blame Obama.

I sleep naked and my cat likes blanket forts and is a licker. Then there was the nipple licking incident and no more snuggling under the bedcovers!

Will they be able to get a good education?

His non comatose black friend.

I hope he doesn’t slip on a greasy Big Mac wrapper laying on the floor!

Crushing his gazillion Diet Coke cans.

All the IUD horror stories kept me from getting mine until I decided to get it over with one month before my spinal fusion. I wasn’t allowed to take Motrin for months. It sucked - sucked worse than it needed too due to my fear (insertion wasn’t horrible at all).

I actually googled jorni to see if it was a type of tomato.

My daughter had plans to drive from SD to NorCal with her boyfriend today. I told her to stay put. Not worth the risk and the state declared a Code Purple because Red wasn’t extreme enough.

That’s too bad. I love my provigil. But that’s why we all need choices, because drugs are not one size fits all.

Mine are great to wear to evening ballet class in winter. I live in SoCal so I’m not used to wearing shoes that require socks.

Are these his words? Are we just that good a mimicking him? I can’t tell anymore!

And an asshole towards minorities.

Ok Jeff, show me on the doll where weed hurt you.

Also in life you can choose to be Police Officer or mobster or a drunk, but you don’t get to choose your ethnicity.