LOL comic sans

Multiple accusations...it’s like roaches - you see one but know there’s 100 you don’t see.

It’s like they didn’t even take the required annual Combating Trafficking in Persons training. Opps, I mean they don’t care if their actions are illegal as long as their boner is happy.

I just had a heart attack. I’m probably not the only one.

I have two spider stories:

That’s right. Attractive female...penguins? Female giraffes? Female iguanas? Now I’m confused who he made sweet, sweet love to.

Thank god they were very attractive women and not uggos. I will sleep well tonight knowing he only banged hot chicks.

Is he a Property Brother from another mother?

The Army has recently decided to allow waivers for people with a history of self harm. So I’m going to say down.

Doesn’t the federal government classify marijuana as a narcotic?

I want to see #marianatrench trend on twitter.

I’ve attended many county epi meetings and these investigations take months. Fortunately all my foodborne illness investigations were on secluded populations on military bases so less outside influences.

So I have an interview with a cruise ship for Public Health Officer job. Do I want that responsibility?!!!

Like did he do a chi square with case controls? Not even a team of epidemiologists can always find the source of an outbreak. Buuuuuut Chipotle has a bad reputation so I’m not surprised they would be quickly blamed.

Norovirus is the leading cause of illness and outbreaks from contaminated food in the United States. Most of these outbreaks occur in the food service settings like restaurants. Infected food workers are frequently the source of the outbreaks, often by touching ready-to-eat foods, such as raw fruits and vegetables,…

You can always buy their “unicorn” solids. I would give them a try in a solid color but those ones are limited in supply and harder to find.

My sister was arguing about this because she doesn’t consider the National Guard as part of a well regulated militia since it’s essentially a federal agency. So she’s interpreting this phrase as pertaining to civilians.

All of Twitter is dumb?