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Twitter says it’s Obama’s fault ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not to be pendantic but the ‘Navy jail’ is the Navy Consolidated Brig on MCAS Miramar. Also known as the Joint Regional Correctional Facility Southwest. And the only brig that houses women. During Xmas the large brig signage is covered with holiday lights. Nice touch.

Or paper towel.

I can’t wait to spam Twitter with this for every ass hole that says gun control won’t work (and gives a dumb ass or racist reason why).

There is no time of year that Guantanamo is lovely.

When I was stationed on GTMO there was one day I was driving around with a friend and we passed a flagpole and somehow the flag had happen to fall off and was laying on the ground. We pulled over, folded the flag, and then called base security to fix the problem. That’s showing respect. Kneeling during the anthem is

Hmmm, maybe I should get on this bandwagon and design and sell.

Bengal tiger baby at San Diego Safari Park on Wednesday.

What was the point of Continuing Promise, a yearly humanitarian mission in the Caribbean and South America? Unless it was never about offering aid and just a PR mission (I deployed with a ship for Pacific Partnership and I think the only benefit is positive publicity for the Navy). Here’s an article about poor

Are there no-see-ums (biting midges) where you live? GTMO has these insects and they seem to like new to the island blood. About once a month (when I was stationed there) I would get a bed bug complaint and would never find any in the living quarters. I would ask when they arrived and it was always within the last 30

Yes.

There’s a box that is hooked up to the TV and it’s a two hour installation. I’m not sure how Nielsen would collect data from mobile devices unless they use self reporting (like back in the old days).

I had this argument about a year ago while still in the Navy. White senior sailors saying black hairstyles were unprofessional and black women replying back that it’s hard to wear their hair in the standard bun style when their grows straight out. Or the unfair burden of having to use relaxer to achieve the style.

Tell me about your military service.

Covfefe. Bigly. Nambia. Unpresidented. Am I speaking American correctly?

I took my kids to the It Gets Better recruiting office and signed them right up to be homosexuals.

So you’ve seen the Twitter shit show too? Women are damned if we do and damned if we don’t.

Yet.