Right? It’s like “Aw, the Vikings think the Packers are their rivals. That’s so cute!”

Funny you brought this up, we’re actually talking about this very subject over on TAY right now. I think I’ll give it another go.

I'm going to make the argument then that you have no soul.

Well, it's good to see the Gizmodo commentariat handling this with all of the dignity, wisdom and maturity you'd expect:

I'm not entirely sure why Lewinsky 'deserved' to be shamed at all. If you wanted to give an example of a completely fucking lopsided power dynamic, male US president and young female intern is about as extreme as you can get.

I'm just here to read the crossfitters complaining that the people in the gifs above are clearly not doing crossfit. Maybe if you posted some gifs of people getting injured they would be happy.

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

Keith Olbermann Punches the NFL In the Face, Drags It Out Into The Lobby, Sends It A Copy Of Said Punching Via FedEx, Tells The NFL That It Wasn't Really All That Bad, Leaks The Video to TMZ, Is Ordered Into Its Manhattan Offices, And Then Sits And Watches The Video With It Just Laughing His Ass Off

Another weird idea the networks keep trying: Christian Slater.

I'm seriously beginning to maybe consider dropping the NFL as my moral compass and ethical arbiter.

I'm cool with what he said because he wasn't trying to take my guns away.

(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

Plus, it doesn't fit with the prosecutors actions when they DROPPED the charge against Janay Rice and ELEVATED the one against Ray Rice. That, alone, should have informed them there was more to this than what they claim to have known.

And hurry up, before something kills Guy.

Do dogs experience joy? That's an insanely self centered human question. I only say that because I used to think only humans could experience complex emotions. Then, my stepson adopted two rats as pets. I was pretty revolted by the whole thing. But as I observed this rat couple (male, female) grow together and…

My cunt *is* unbelievable, actually, thanks for noticing.

I say we go with brown. If you're going to peddle bullshit, you might as well be consistent.

"Sorry but there's just no way I can justify spending $300 on a gaming headset."