I can’t parse the tone of this article at all. Are we making fun of how ~silly~ it is for queer women in relationships with men to come out as queer? Even though that’s actually a fairly important discussion? Especially because bisexual women are more likely to suffer abuse*, and bisexual people generally struggle…

Exactly. I’m not a fan of Julianne Hough, but what she’s talking about rang true for me as a bi woman in a committed relationship with a man. The snarkiness of the article made me feel like shit and reminded me why I never tell people in my life (besides my boyfriend) that I’m bi.

If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?

These are just so boring. Lily Collins was the only one who is really on theme and actually did something with it. Everyone else should go home, head hung in shame, and recite 100 Hail Marys.

You’re not supposed to expect them.

What’s that? Finger-pointing and pretending like each generation doesn’t have worthless, masturbatory apsects of its ideology?

I’ve always defined third-wavers as the ones who let legislatures erode our abortion rights so they could talk about how much they liked porn, but that’s probably not what you’re looking for.

For one, Margot Robbie is a dynamo of an actress. Billie (as those of us who first knew her as a pop star still think of her) is a decent, but limited performer.

Yessss! Please let this be the beginning of a flourishing subgenre of 80s/90s figure skating biopics. Suggested other topics:

:(

Spoiler alert: responsible breeders don’t sell their puppies to puppy stores. A pet store puppy is a puppy mill puppy.

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

I’m here for ALL of it. My phone is put away for once and no one is allowed to bother me. “Chaos is a ladder.”

“In the latest election, I won with a large percentage of Hispanic voters” “But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this”

+1 for $108

It’s a well-known fact that psychopaths are obsessed with pants-zipping.

What, now i’m a psychopath because I actually like the taste of coffee?

Whatever. The fast and loose sugar people, they’re the real monsters. Yeah, I said it.

If you add a bunch of cream and sugar, you don't get the point of coffee. And yes I'm judging you when you order it that way. Signed, your barista.

Mary Popitin