I paperclip my bags and hide them in my snack drawer in my desk. It works pretty well for some things, unless you forget them and then have lots of stale chips hanging around.

I've seen on some labels where there is a listing for the portion (say this soup has 2.5 servings, here's the nutritional info for that one serving) as well as the info for if you eat the whole thing (calories, fat, etc. times 2.5). Making labels that follow that standard seems like a better solution than just…

He's been in my bedroom. Sorry, for keeping him to myself. I think I can share...

Congrats! I think this cake can be consumed by your new diet method.

I think that's the usual convention if the bride's parents are paying for the ceremony and reception.

I am so confused by the JP thing too. I kept scrolling back up to see if I missed something with a real name that is shortened to JP, or if it was a weird celebrity couple nickname or something.

Sharpies bring back fond memories of sixth grade art class. We were finally old enough to be trusted with permanent marker, so we'd sit in the back of class and huff them.

There's always one, ha! I hope that press-on nails have evolved since that weird goop.

The fact that it is on fingernails, even though they're fake, kind of grosses me out. I guess I associate fake nails with those terrible Lee ones with the weird sticky stuff from the 80s. I still get the willies thinking about the feeling of peeling those off.

I'm happy that they're offering more fruit and veggie options because I'm the parent that brings along baby carrots or fruit to a restaurant if I know they don't offer those options. Even if the kid is eating fast food, he's going to have a somewhat balanced meal, dammit.

I think she means that he would be very upset and beside himself after school, and it would take her that long to calm him down.

I was wondering why she had the White Tree of Gondor on her shield...

Despite her problems with drugs and alcohol, this is still pretty shocking and really very sad. She had so much talent, but her addictions overshadowed that. I hope she's at peace somewhere.

Me too. I also think Justin Theroux looked more handsome with a beard.

Wear it down! It wasn't until I was in college that I felt comfortable wearing my curls down all the time (even though I still go through periods where I get stuck in a ponytail rut). Curls are gorgeous and deserve to be free.

He's adorable! I love a dog in socks.

Maybe Blake should have dated George Clooney first? That way she would have had the credentials to date Leo.

I think there's room for Isaiah and Fabio.

I'm having the same reaction right now!

They definitely look like a gross meat cave.