I thought the same thing! It looks like he barely registered that he just got punched in the head.

At long last our national nightmare is over.

He’d lose his fucking mind if someone else’s kid with lice sat next to him on a plane. And write 2800 words about that.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

Wow, that brought back some Transylvania 6-5000 nostalgias.

Illinois Packers Wisconsin Cubs fans are just the absolute worst. We get it, you like a different team, we don’t need to hear how you’re a fan because your dad went to Kenosha Six Flags for a weekend once.

I like how he criticizes the “pundits” for thinking it was over, without the possibility of mentioning that HE thought it was over. A charismatic president would have said “I thought it was over! Wow, you guys sure proved me wrong!” and everyone would have laughed, but that would require admission of error by Trump,…

That was fucking awesome

Dairy people are weird. And from what I understand, dairies are awful for the environment.

The timing of that tweet makes this Massachusetts resident’s heart sing. 9:52. 8 minutes before the morning KKK rally on WEEI signs off. Fucking beautiful. So that means that the Midday show, which appeals to the not-racist, but still MASSHOLE listeners is going to get to beat off for four hours, then eventually the…

Impressive, but Isiah’s passmaking record with the Knicks will never be broken.

does that mean you have patience for drunk folks when you are drunk?

“I Kissed A Ghoul, And I Liked It.”