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Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve rapped at ya, but your old buddy Jim’s been knee-deep in a river of blue shit lately.

“Mind if I shoot a J?”

Damnit Saab, the flywheel side of the engine is supposed to face the firewall, not the radiator! Silly Saab. Oh, and having a handbrake on the front wheels is complete and utter insanity.

“I don’t want to hear that. We wanted to have a good night without distractions with the politics,” said Bryon Nfinger.

Better Barber, Ronde or Tiki?

I'd have to go with the "klutz" interpretation here; it's pretty tough to have a pile of anything "laid out" on a grill. But the picture of his kitchen counter just covered in egg beaters is pretty appealing.