Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

he downloaded for our sins

there's a special place in hell for pirates. Would you steal someone's baby? or torrent a Jesus? because it's literally the same thing.

Who gives a shit what you have to say?

Hear that everyone? colt45 today condemned my behavior and declared me to be a piece of shit. Economic sanctions are sure to follow.

I don't write for Gawker anymore. But you're a good person. Go forth and tell everyone what a good person you are.

Oh wait, you already have.

"hate to play the race card but..."

people have been calling stewart a douchebag, asshole, prick, etc. forever. No, they didn't use thug, because, as it's been pointed out, it has become a racially-charged word. But don't act like tony stewart wasn't one of the most hated and criticized drivers in NASCAR.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

In an alternate universe, Dan Tard is suspended for Uggliness

Why be so cynical? Can people not grow and mature?

by having LeBron keep #6 when he comes back to the Cavs.

You're welcome Cleveland.

Oh well, at least Tony Hawk is taking his talons to South Beach.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Right, given that LeBron and Bosh are out, they would have been better off just paying Wade $20 mil each of the next two since they're going to have oodles of cap room as part of a rebuilding project. Good chance now he's on the books longer than they ever wanted.

If there was ever a way to reach Cleveland residents, it's through a publication that has experienced a similar decline into absolute disrepair.

Meh

Once again, an athlete goes to SI for a major announcement instead of ESPN.

yeah stop saying this