When you throw 101 mph at somebody's head two pitches in a row. Something is going to happen. Could you possibly blame Rizzo for having his teammate's backs?

I think I tore my anus.

+1

What would Cleveland know about rioting after winning a championship?

"I don't have much of a choice at the moment."

I do know one thing. He needs to put some lenses in those 3-D glasses.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

The American audience in Japan?

Actually, the outfit was the same in the original Japanese game:

I was disappointed until I saw the link and realized it's a very obscure costume from the cover of NES Open Tournament Golf. Obscure nostalgic things are one of my favorite little touches in Smash games.

Really? your gonna pull this card without thinking that it may be actually a homage to something else?

I'm still thinking about you and hoping you're making it through your bout with depression. Give your cute dog an extra cuddle for me tonight please!

I'm super super super happy that letting out all your grief about your ex-girlfriend helped. Sometimes it takes writing it down in black and white to really see the situation.

Abusers have intense power. My abusive ex and I broke up over two years ago and I still love him and wish we could be together. As sick as that is. And lots of guys have tried to date me, but I never felt the obsessive love that I have for my ex, so I inadvertently made them all feel like how you feel now. Except I'm…

I used to call my local crisis line a lot. It actually helped. I would cry a lot and tell my story and they would tell me to go for a walk and sometimes I would. But I did it a lot, calling the crisis line I mean, because it helped me. For 3.5 years I called whenever I felt insane, was alone, and couldn't cope. Now…

I just saw this post now, sorry for the delayed response. I am really grateful you seem to be doing better and I'm so happy you had the courage to get out of the tub. I know there are tons of Jezzies there for you, but if you need someone else to talk to please don't hesitate to email me! Callie@jezebel.com

It's very sweet and telling of your character to care about your ex so much, but that might be part of your problem. You are having serious, serious emotional roadblocks right now. She is the last person you need to be worrying about...please be kind to yourself...from someone who cares. :)

Wow, that's heavy and terrible. I'm so sorry you are dealing with this. I know this probably won't help at all, but it seems pretty obvious that she has SERIOUS issues if she decided to get back together with someone so awful. In the long run, she sounds bad for you and she probably did you a favor. I know that it…

I think she doesn't see you as a lesser person than the abusive ex. I'm guessing she sees herself as undeserving of someone who treats her well. It always hurts when people leave, there's no denying that. It's about her making a choice for herself, good or bad (sounds like a really bad choice to me, but she gets to…