Bill’s Porsche fandom goes way back. His infamous mugshot was taken after he was arrested for having a little bit too much fun with his first 911 on the desert roads around Microsoft’s original office in Albuquerque.

whatever, pedo

IDK every time I hear Musk talk, it’s pretty underwhelming. 

It does but this is about the PRINCIPLE 

If we weren’t supposed to eat pangolins, why do they look like walking artichokes?

Max, that's FANTASTIC work. Well done.

The fuel used by the cars is almost neglible, its less than a percent of total emissions.

After the third old guy in a train conductor hat talks to you about it for 2 hours straight—which means it’s 0.1 hour talking about your red, wooden whip and 1.9 hours of his trip down memory lane about the car he had in the 70's and how he once drove it down to the lake and the popular girl at school thought the car…

$21.5K is a lot of money to throw at a boomer-magnet. You’ll spend all day fighting off Garys, Daves and Bills who “always wanted one of these”. 

I always call every Tesla model a Tesla. And every Fiat a POS.

BoosterJet sounds like a 60s muscle car engine.  

Yes, though this isn’t a facelift; it’s a generational change.

It’s almost as if the stock market has very little bearing on reality.

Kristen, you are a brave person to risk tetanus by being anywhere in the vicinity of David Tracy.

January usually sucks for auto news. Headlines are all financial/reflections on last year, and mostly 2nd tier auto shows.

As if we needed another reason to dislike Bono.

(I created the artwork and the box to intentionally confuse and obfuscate reality.)

Whatever it is, I saw an old 1/30th scale dusty model kit of the car in a back alley antique store in Prague. I didn’t have cash, so when I went back the next day to buy it, the store was gone, the whole back alley was gone. Like it never existed. Somehow I got a picture on my phone, so it wasn’t a dream...was it?