NO!! Just NO! okay? We do not need Pornstar Red interiors in car. They are terrible. I owned two 92 Eagle Talons with Pornstar Red interiors and they are terrible.

Do I even need to explain myself?

I’m originally from Colorado Springs and grew up with this as a normal summer event. I have to say I thought it was more fun before being paved. I remember those drivers having to point the car at the cliff, put one front wheel in the ditch and let the tail swing around to get through the turn. Its sure a lot…

My roommates in college had the bedrooms above the garage when I drove a catless/flowmaster LS1 Camaro. I had to leave for work everyday at 6 am. They became morning people in a hurry.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

I’m contacting my bank and disputing the charge for this game from six months ago. If I wanted wheels in my games, then I would be playing Euro Truck Simulator 2.

Baggy suit.

When friends and family ask me for advice for what car they should buy. I give them several really good, interesting options. Then, they ignore those choices and end up buying a Camry.

Prius Prime:

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Mad props.

Truly, Cruise Ships are the Assholes of the Sea.

Normally grossly inflated tale of “wining” a street race.

I went to the Classic Car Festival organized by Toyota in Nagoya. I wandered on the visitors’ parking lot to see what I could find ... Interesting, as always.

I’m in the opposite camp; I like the torque of the turbo Fiat, but hate the way the Fiat looks.

I don’t like the interior.

And we have it. The village idiot.