So the cast of Contagion offered their sage advice sans Gwyneth Paltrow? Probably because Goop’s advice would’ve involved the use of actual sage - at $50 a bunch!

The last time this manufactured couch pillow had a problem with roots, she was cursing the name Alex Haley for his blasphemy.

I like my house and everything but I would prefer to shelter in place in a home in the Scottish highlands. 

somehow the tabloids will blame Meghan for this.

Philip is 96 and alive

I assume he got a test because there are actual political and power-transfer implications.

“Please follow CDC guidelines. An organization which my husband is actively working to destroy.”

There’s this one bastard’s face I want to punch... every time I walk past the mirror.

The absence of leadership during a crisis makes any confident and arguably competent person pointing toward the emergency exit door a goddamned rock star.

Well we know Melania won’t pop up positive since she doesn’t go near her husband and she doesn’t actually do anything that brings her into contact with the little(diseased)people.

Also, she’s a public figure with respect to this case, meaning she has to prove that Netflix and the producers knowingly misrepresented what she did or were reckless with regard to the truth of what happened. It’s such a low bar to get over, especially when you’re doing a documentary like this where you have plenty of…

Point of information: it wasn’t that “another man confessed to the crime” that cleared the CP5. It was that DNA evidence proved that he, AND ONLY HE, committed the crime.

Fairstein is suing Netflix, director DuVernay, and cowriter Attica Locke, Variety now reports. In a court filing alongside the suit, Fairstein’s lawyers write, “In the film series, which Defendants have marketed and promoted as a true story, Defendants depict Ms. Fairstein—using her true name—as a racist,…

What?

You know, she was quite attractive while with Gavin Newsom.

No one should be surprised that Brady is leaving so late in the game, for something nicer. This is a man who ditched his eight month pregnant woman for Giselle. 

Thank you. Whatever you may think of the hand (I’m not thrilled about it) it’s been dealt. We Democrats can get back to infighting and voting our consciences later; getting the orange wad of shit out of office is what matters right now.

Well that and realizing that number of likes on Twitter doesn’t equal votes. 

What to do? Their only choices are a moderate Democrat and guy who isnt a Democrat. Naturally, they went with the Democrat just like last time. If only the cult members realized that their cult leader’s glorious revolution is just an attempted coup of the Democratic party.

Not as badly as Bernie Bros want everyone to forget how much Bernie loves gun manufacturers.