No one gives a shit. Can we please concentrate on coalescing behind him. Or do you want four more years of being locked in your retro lofts?!?!

COVID-Eighteen is the youngest I will watch. 

‘claiming they had not followed the appropriate route‘

The only silver lining to this horror show so far is finally, FINALLY seeing my Republican colleagues at the hospital realize what a complete moron he is. It took 3 years, but I never again have to hear that Hillary would have been “just as bad” or that “he’ll rise to the occasion.”

While name checking Roche for their newly approved diagnostics, Trump casually threw out the name Thermo Franklin (without any context). Surely many people thought, “What? Who?”

I love that you updated internet strangers. Enjoy and be safe!

Fuck Donald Trump 

Quick update:  Mission Accomplished. 

While this comes as no particular surprise, kudos to Dr. Kloss for exposing the ineptitude from his family-adjacent perspective.

Legacy Gawker here. 

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This is why my old ass loves Jezebel.

If sitting in my room smoking pot will help with this outbreak, then I will do all I can. We all need to pull together!

Drugs not hugs 

I wake up every morning to a new “Hey guys this is getting serious, take it seriously” from my dad. And we send back Coronavirus memes and he’s not amused. 

I REF USE 2 TOUCH MY KEY BOARDS SO EYE M VOICE TEXT SING EVERYTHING PERIOD

My friends and I are just hoping trump will continue to hold rallies. 

No one should be surprised. Tom Hanks and travel do not get along.

So Ted, just to be clear, you agree that the President has stumbled in his response. Your issue is how the media is characterizing his failure. All good.