Have to give it up for the proto-tiny scorer, 5'9" Houston Rockets legend Calvin Murphy, who in three years at Niagara averaged 33 points per game (with no 3-point line), including 38.2 ppg in the 1967-1968 season. Of course that was only good for 2nd best in the country as 6'5" Pistol Pete averaged 44 for LSU that…

Would like to add that Kofi Kingston has done some of the absolute coolest shit ever to avoid getting eliminated at Royal Rumbles:

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

That’s formal attire in Florida.

That article left out the best part:

Only an idiot would threaten a man who looks like this.

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

If destroyed, the bridge also floats so that it can be pushed away to prevent the Navy ships from being trapped in.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

He made his bones in art dealing, so you should’ve opened with something about art. Like, “Hey Jeffrey, would you say that the shit-stain of a team you own is more a work of abstract, or post-modern art?”

What kind of monster buys the 75 dart refill instead of the 250?

What kind of monster buys the 75 dart refill instead of the 250?

How did my 6 year old get a Kinja account? i constantly shred these fucking things with the mower outside....

How did my 6 year old get a Kinja account? i constantly shred these fucking things with the mower outside....

250 round pack is nice and cheap(read: I can’t be bothered to go find them all after).. but no guns that hold 100+ rounds and fire automatically =(

250 round pack is nice and cheap(read: I can’t be bothered to go find them all after).. but no guns that hold 100+…

For the best gifts, better leave out some Muscle Milk and cookies this year.

I look forward to four years of Wilbur Ross in charge of the Commerce Department, Betsy DeVos in charge of the Department of Education, and Rick Perry in charge of the Department of... the Department of... um, what’s the third one there? Let’s see. Commerce, Education and the um, um...

Waverly and Blair were tied at 50 with seconds remaining

“4. Pocket glasses”

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.