Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; then I grabbed her by the pussy.  

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Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

This discussion can only have three true outcomes.

Who among you dares to limit my rights to hunt Rob Deer with automatic weapons. 2nd amendment rights.

If he was that smart he would have never became a cop.

He wasn’t fired, despite a ruling that he used excessive force and having a history of excessive force complaints.

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

He’s made it this far without contracting a venereal disease. Who am I to question his methods?

found my way over here from gizmodo due the ipads and felt comeplled to comment:

Obviously, this is to star his own posts from a second account.

Why have one computer on your desk when you can have two iPads?

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

Lets all just be thankful Congress will get this bill before the Senate, in under 20 weeks.

How long before he uses as his defense comparisons to the Automatic Fyre Festival.

Heartbroken

This was an astonishing game to watch and particularly to hear. As the (terrible!) commentators mentioned often, it’s not every day a member of the visiting team gestures to the crowd to get louder, and then the crowd obeys. I think the effect of the Eagle’s fans taking over was compounded by the fact the stadium has…

At least it would be “his” thoughts and prayers. He’s dedicating a trophy someone else won.

I don’t have to ask.

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.