Gynecology anecdote: My dad is a pediatrician. When I was 13, I was poking around in the basement when I found his old textbooks, including a gynecology textbook. Being the pre-Internet pr0n 80s, I thought I'd stumbled onto a gold mine. I eagerly cracked it open, awaiting the glories I would unearth within.

This is less interesting than I expected.

Wait, so Reggie Bush lost a Heisman and USC a National Championship for benefits, which happen everywhere, but this scumbag will end up losing nothing for 30 years of letting child abuse happen. Nice job NCAA. What a joke.

That's his wife in the profile picture.

Off topic, but just before that play Troy Aikman was saying Dallas should have kicked a field goal rather than going for it there.

this is my day job.

Rita Moreno was on Access Hollywood yesterday and talked about how she'd never go on Letterman's show because he was so clearly uncomfortable with women.

Seems like Letterman thought Bill Cosby was Lisa Bonet's real father. That interview was a bit gross and patronizing.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

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Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

Thank god, our long national archive debate nightmare is finally over.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

Yet another Cowboy able to trample over someone and not get penalized today.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

"Oh, you doin you Stu Scott here, heh heh."

Clear as day PI. But Jim Caldwell needs to go for it on 4th and 1 there. He got what he deserved on the shanked punt AND Dallas converting 4th and 6 on the next drive.

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…