tonight at 8, Sepp Blatter is Undercover Boss.

It has nothing to do with the uninitiated. If you spend the World Cup & the game falling and rolling on the ground after the slightest touch, people tend to start making assumptions. Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf. If anyone thought he was faking it is his own doing for the numerous times he spent acting like he…

#notalldives

There is a small possibility that this "Stefan" guy is really Matt Millen. And he's trying to win.

I'm not into your comedy, but if you're drinking, I'll join you.

Crab Man, is that you?

"Zamperini's death moved Drew Magary to write an article without capitalizing an entire sentence."

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?"

I can't understand why nobody is laying any blame at Klinsmann's feet. You would think after watching 3.75 games with both Michael Bradley and Clint Dempsey completely out of position and their comfort zones that he would have made a tactical decision to bring on a pure striker a lot sooner. Michael Bradley is not…

I'm not even American and I was proud of that performance. Absolute passion. Y'all deserved to win.

We know he's not from the US as he was able to run around on the field for several minutes without pulling a hamstring...

"Hey Aaron, July?"

I wouldn't expect you liberal Gawker media types to understand the nuances and proclivities of American history and exceptionalism, so let me explain. What better month than July to commemorate a Patriot's celebration of the 2nd Amendment and the right to stalk people out of a bar before executing them for spilling a…

If U.S. were to win on something like that we'd feel no pride in it in my opinion.

does Jamie Moyer always speak in Continuous Moan?

I applaud your efforts, but I didn't read that tsunami of text.

Ummm...GIF timing fail.

Let me get this straight. You're a grown man flying halfway across the country to watch pro wrestling and HE'S the asshole?

It's ain't exactly Ice Cream and Rainbows the other 349 days of the year.

Almost as annoying as people from Brooklyn and Queens who deny they live on Long Island.