Doesn't every team need a batboy?

This was the only result I had hope for going in, and now it feels like a loss. Crushing.

Am I crazy, or did that pitch hit the catcher's glove? Seemed like a passed ball to me.

Question about the German coach booting the ball away from the Ghanian player who was about to throw in, is that not punished? It was a pretty obvious move to delay, help his team get back into position, and just generally be a dickhole. Seems like that shouldn't go unpunished when so blatant.

No.

Portugal Mutant Ninja Turtles?

If Germany had won and US draws vs Portugal, the the US basically just has to not lose by 4. against a Germany squad with little incentive to play for a big win.

Awesome job condemning the uninvolved husband more than the woman who (allegedly) beat the shit out of her family members. Sort of sounds like she may be a serial shithead too...

#fixed

[watches clip]

The best way to compare no-hitters is in the walk and hit categories

Does it matter? There's obviously grass on the field.

She was game to do it in the first place. And, she got tackled before she reached the infield. So no one can accuse her of having sand in her vagina.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

I like how the post reads "Here is more reaction from, we think, Nashville" when the video was submitted by the person who took it, saying it's from Nashville.

No, they also like football.

It's just so great to see the sport growing in people's hearts every year.
Despite all the morons who dislike it without having ever watched a match.

Great win dudes.
Signed, Brazil

Ghana already seems to be enjoying their quadrennial "being Googled by Americans" bump.

I bet he can still clear the rack. As a conditioned athlete, after years upon years of training, and his body adapted to handle the weight, he could still likely retain the ability. Of course, I'm talking about the pastries rack at Panera, but still.

Don't worry. In 50 years we'll all be speaking Spanish anyways.