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Everyone already knows God is swiss....

Despite the concussion, he still claims he's Aoki.

Instead of pall bearers, Pedro Martinez will throw him into his grave.

My father was a Chicago cop. He said Harry climbed in to the back off his squad car one night and asked the "cabbie" to take him to Rush Street. Before they could even get past, 'this isn't a...', he threw $100 at them.

White Sox games in the 1970's were complete insanity. You know how the old 10 Cent Beer Night story gets bounced around and people react like "Holy shit! That's nuts!"? That was 81 days a year on at Old Comiskey on the South Side (minus the riot spilling onto the field, though that did happen notoriously more than a…

Every soccer fan knows that FIFA is corrupt and that Qatar brazenly bought the 2022 World Cup. However, the reason the English media is treated suspiciously as well is because of England's sordid history when running FIFA. Yes, Blatter is corrupt as was his predecessor Havelange but prior to that, FIFA was pretty…

So based on today's news that the reason the family trust is able to sell the team is that Sterling is mentally incapable (possibly for as long as the past 5 years), shouldn't that fact also be considered in evaluating his recorded statements? You can't have it both ways. You can't say that he isn't senile and should…

Meanwhile, wannabe Deadspin employees are merely asked "How far can you punt a football?"

Ballmer is worth around $20 billion, and does not appear to have partnered with an ownership group; if he buys, it'll all belong to the chrome dome.

Half serious answer: They know better.

Screw it. You can do it at my place.

One word: Moonlympics.

There's no way of knowing.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

Guerrillas Pee On Deck

Cabrera's nut shot seemed so gratuitous. I mean, he already reached third base once.

I think the bigger lesson here is that being really bad at something can really pay off occasionally.

Ahh Herndon. I remember it well. I spent 2 hours on the bottom, back against the monument, arms linked with a couple of guys I never met before, as an endless parade of lighter and taller people clambered up my shoulders. I couldn't see it my 6'7" classmate finally placed the cover on top, but I heard it. Blood…

Two balls in the glove gets one hand in the bush.