You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

Unless you work for Virgin America, very few of them are hot and you'd rather they weren't wearing tight clothes. I've worked at an airline for two years, in two different bases, and there's been maybe a half dozen I would have considered attractive. That said, even when I was single I would have thought twice (or…

This is the most effective way for the Mets to get runs?

-BravesFan

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

If you're suggesting that Beyonce should acquiesce to anal sex as a result of this incident, well...I wholeheartedly agree!

Dug deep enough, tried with all your might and found something to be outraged about. Gotta love the internet in 2014.

Actually, I believe he's down to 98. He had 99, but then that leaky skylight finally got fixed, and Zyrtec ended up working much better than Claritin for his seasonal allergies. That brought him to 97, but then the Solange thing happened. So 98.

Not that impressive. Most of those bats only bounced maybe an Inchon Landing.

Why I don't understand is what team WOULDN'T want a 6th/7th round pick to guarantee jersey/merchandise sales/etc. You're telling me the Jaguars couldn't have benefitted from the gay community/progressives suddenly having a favorite (or second favorite) team? If I was an owner I would've mandated (tee hee, man date)…

[doesn't roll over in his grave]

The woman was later charged with possession.

That's what I do everyday here, me and my other burner account.

apparently you're not the only one..

The victims' last words, according to neighbors, were "oooooooh.....ahhhhhhh"

Game. Set. Matches.

Well, if we're being honest, let's admit that the real value to Sterling is the prestige of being an NBA owner, and even $1 billion won't do much to ease the sting of being kicked out of one of the most exclusive clubs in the world.

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

Lunch at Panda Express sounds like a recipe for Lindigestion.

Meanwhile, "Panda Express Crack" remains synonymous with Rob Ford.

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.