Farrell is sending a point — we didn't say anything last time, but now you're just being dumb

This is one of those things where I couldn't care less if a pitcher uses pine tar—whether or not it is explicitly breaking the rules—but I wholeheartedly endorse ejecting Pineda for being such a sloppy cheat.

"You win some, you lose some."

So let me get this straight. After years of devotion, when she literally gave her blood to put a smile on his face, things get a little stormy and he suddenly can't be tied down anymore, so he just floats off into the distance, deaf to her crying out his name and pleading for him to come back? This is a terrible time…

Well sure, you gotta keep it tropical. I like your style.

Yet another instance of Russell being too small for the position.

As a cubs fan, he was a lot of fun to watch. I wish the whole fucking team was juicing. Maybe then we would have beat Florida and won a pennant back in '03.

Same month we lost the oldest living NFL player at 41.

"a defender (doesn't matter which one; goalies don't count)"

Goalies certainly do matter. There actually needs to be 2 players in between the attacking player and the goal when the ball is played. It's just that 99.5% of the time, the goalie is behind the last defender so they're taken for granted. However, in cases where the goalie ventures out in the box, say to attempt to…

Coke has no future in comedy relief either

Jackson: Make me one with everything.

A pretty natural regression when you go from Kobe to Tyson.

#AWOLMets

That's actually a regular Mets jersey. Granderson just happens to look invisible when he steps in the batters box.

At no point were the Africans physically impeded. Had Hall done something to directly impede their progress, he would have been disqualified and it wouldn't have worked anyway. One man simply cannot physically stop five or more runners.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

I call Travelling!!!

Wow, this is some of the most authentic writing I've ever read. No puffing-up, no name drops — this is an amazing piece of work that provides incredible insight into the world of boxing (and dare I say the whole world as well?).