My mother was the mayor of Portland, OR. She's already beaten be there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not a fair statement I mean Chris Brown's women's boxing career still might flourish.

Let's be honest about a degree in communications not being a real degree, though.

There was plenty of years to post what a dick he was and plenty left to do so. This week? Poor taste Deadspin. #unsubscribe.

You're from Parts Unknown? What's it like there?

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

alright Penultimate Warrior, waiting in the wings, I hope you've got your shit together.

Hulk Hogan was the #1 guy in the WWF's heyday, Warrior would be #2 or #2a with Macho Man Randy Savage. This guy was HUGE back in the late 80s, early 90s, noted for his energetic persona and bugfuck crazy, nonsensically awesome promos. It's moreso stunning considering he just got welcomed back into the WWE (his…

Didn't read the description but L-R starting BOTTOM ROW: Tony Romo, hot, stern girl, hand-Bane, Sucked on a lemon, Middle Row: Time-traveling Bill Clinton, Time-Traveling George W, a librarian, a librarian's mistress, TOP ROW: Jason Garrett, blonde, Miss Mullet 2014, Miss Mullet's color coordinating dead date.

3/4 disability pensions for all!

Your knot to brite.

Sir, it looks like they need help!

Literally no one knows.

Seriously though it's kind of weird how the two teams are perfectly reversed.

I have to agree. I think the MLB could have been a bit more amicable about this but the logic used by the author (the are making so little money off this relative to what the Dodgers make) is specious. I doubt MLB gives a shit about the money; I bet they are more concerned with the precedent set by allowing other…

How about dont try to be cute with someone else's IP and be creative yourself

Give the guy a break. He's clearly embarassed. Just look at his face!

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.

He's getting too old for this shit.