The old sayings are the best sayings.

It's no surprise to see Keith capturing the Cretan Bull here. Sure it's an oft-told story that's as old as time, but Hernandez is certainly no stranger to Grecian Formula.

I don't know, I'm pretty high right now, and this is freaking me out.

Brandon added that he will also be suing for emotional damages after being referred to as "Backe, the fuck-up."

I don't like Trump but the report about the lawsuit is grossly inaccurate. The USFL won the lawsuit but damages were awarded in an extremely low amount.

The best part is that the fortune Donald inherited from his dad was built mostly on government contracts the FHA awarded his company to build low-income housing (during the depression) and military housing (during WWII). Yet Donald today is always whining about government spending and Washington holding business back.

How are these flags attached?

Pictures or it didn't... OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHY DID I ASK FOR THAT???

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

He was such a clear and obvious threat to the heavily armed and armoured defenders of good.

Dude-any time you have to bust out your war stories or pics of you wearing the uniform to support your position you've lost the argument. Love, OEF/OIF vet

Cops are not military. COPS ARE NOT MILITARY. Any cops reading this need to get that through their thick, violent heads.

I'm sure he failed at that job. Mightily.

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

I guess you can just completely overlook the fact that if the ref doesn't call the charge, it was Michigans basketball because LeVert made the steal already. Also, don't mention how Michigan got completely hosed on a review about 30 seconds prior to even allow Tennessee to have a chance. Good article though. Really…

Certainly not the first time one of Kentucky's Couches flamed out.

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Jeter should totally pick up a copy. Just so long as it's not too far to his left or right.

This list is so fucked Derek Jeter keeps trying to give it a gift basket.

What makes something clickbait is the disingenuousness of it. That the author clearly doesn't even believe the thing he or she is writing, but rather following a formula calculated to produce a response (the click, the angry replies, the viral spread). It's something that Gawker and Deadspin regularly purvey. And…