He's been a terrible owner, too, but please don't compare Wang to James Dolan.

that's more pipe than most of those girls will ever get.

Honestly there were several rules that helped USA beat Russia. The dislodged net; no bribing officials; bears are not eligible to play.

The U.S.'s shootout win over Russia on Saturday—and the accompanying canonization of T.J. Oshie—wouldn't have occurred if not for a disallowed goal late in regulation.

3X gold pants are a bit tight in the thighs.

You just know that little girl's going to grow up to be such a Diva(c).

And now the South Koreans know not to put officials in hotels with acid coming out of the faucets at the next Winter Olympics.

Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

I can't believe this. Y'all do realize that there are some young ladies that frequent this site, are you not? Now they're going to think that baseball is a water sport, bless their hearts.

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

But does it help them protect this house?

even if we make tongue-in-cheek assertions to that effect.

Terrible, terrible new look. Probably going to break down by mid may before spending all year trying to go back to original form. You're making a mistake, kinja.

From Wikipedia

So she's the Derek Jeter of Derek Jeter's love life?

That's about the only way one of Jeter's girlfriends is seeing a diamond.

But she really did meet Greg Oden

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."

This bear looks physically unfit to catch and molest all but the most dimwitted of children.