Or why not stand on the sled?

Whatever happened to speed skiing? It was a demonstration sport at the '92 games and it was PHENOMENAL. Those motherfuckers were going over 200 km/h, so if they fell, it was like instant death.

Just don't try to order a "cream pie in the ass."

Pooping on the floor, picking it up, and throwing it in the toilet. This signage is necessary though because some people around the world are absolutely barbaric.

He's posting on Deadspin.

The cameraman was evaluated at a local animal shelter, deemed unsafe for the public, and euthanized.

Wow, that's hard to believe.

Produced By: Kenny Powers
Edited By: Stevie Janowski

It's funny, but he's his own proof that his conspiracy theories are not really the ONLY EXPLANATION ZOMG.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

THE NETHERLANDS WERE ROBBED

[takes out a big stack of cash]

From what I've seen, Rob Ford's better between the pipes than anyone the Leafs have thrown out there in years.

The Maple Leafs' planned response next game:

It's Taco Bell, they'll be paying with gas.

Kayla's explanation doesn't fit within Greg's narrative.

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I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

He's gone now. Suspended...which is exactly what should happen to Richard Sherman for being such a stupid ni—

Once again, Madonna's setting trends for everybody else.