hatlesssuspect
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Other reasons why Aaron is kept separate from the other inmates:

Scopes Monkey: [Watches evolution of flop]

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

HE'S A BEAR... WHO ONLY LOVES CUBS!

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

I wish you made bigger mention that Phil actually called after that Hollywood job by Fishman. Really a hilarious hand.

Looks like some lucky developing country is gonna be pretty psyched about this year's loser gear shipment.

Ouch. Dumb play by Colston. He should have known the rule & called a timeout once he caught the ball. Terrible way to end a game!

Thomas is definitely not a pussy; they tend to land on their feet.

Best part is the last second when George Costanza's mother asks "DID YOU SEE THAT?"

Banned for life? So what's he supposed to do now, just go to Vegas every few months and sign baseball writer memorabilia for 20 bucks a pop?

THAT'S RAPIST!!! I MEAN RACIST!!! Fucking auto correct

Vagina: SODA CAN (Mountin' Dew)

That's an interesting one way street, considering that liberals have not problems at all with letting a small number of people bankroll all their money-losing ideas while informing anyone with a respectable income how much more of said income they think they're entitled to.

It is incredibly ironic to continually read complaints about public financing on unabashedly liberal Gawker sites.

Pop is the best coach (person?) in pro sports.

First thought: doesn't the crane have some kind of evacuation kit that can be hooked on somewhere, then allow the operator to safely descend?

"St. Jetersburg" is the name of Derek Jeter's Florida home.

The idiot kicks a player, and then his teammates begin to kick the idiot. You really have to admire everybody's commitment to still not use their hands.

Thanks, Jolie. I'm in NYC, so you'd think it would be easy to find anything here! (Just occurred to me that maybe they carry it at Gracious Home.)