I hit the difecta.

Worst Anne Frank cover was Opekta.

This made me look up the '95 AL MVP race. Mo Vaughn had 11 stolen bases. I bet no one would have ever guessed that.

They call it Gawker!!

Unfortunately for you, your women of the same cohort would be capable, productive 3rd liners for the US team.

Suicide videobomb.

Parking enforcement is under NYPD for a reason. Otherwise there would be a section in the NYPost devoted entirely to meter maid assaults.

But she already has the constitutional right to be fed three times a day.

Sure. Anyone can do a plane save, but wait until you get to the Chile weather of October before you start bragging.

The Cardinals play baseball the right of way.

"It would sure be nice if these two baseball legends"

Goodnight Tiger jumping over the fence.

Mazel Tov

I wish I could be irritated by this this, but it's true. In the Gawker Media world, Deadspin would likely have been the finance bros, and Gawker the fashion bitches - but you my friend would not be the noble renter. You would still be the loser staying in the city with no plans.

@PickleAndGunner: Due to size constraints, I am limited to only working in such a manner on my I-pad.

Audrina Photoshopped To Make Me More Bony.

Minutes after the photoshoot the teddybear broke the bad to Jennifer Aniston - he was leaving her.

What did you expect. Her e-mail account was totally asking for it.

@loosesealbluth: I was going to reply that she probably just went swimming with a loose seal, but your name already said it.

So, size does matter.