Catch-22. To explain this action would be mansplaining.

@Bea Arthur: I agree. This does not seem different from rape. I was coming home on the train one night and I started to scream rape. A cop in the next car comes rushing in and looks at the couple making out and they didn't know what to do. I told the cop he wasn't raping her, they were raping me. I saw some nudity and…

@slowurroll: I don't remember signing in as slowurroll.

@The Curse of Millhaven: As an arborist, I am also personally revolted by this picture. Must they always get Dede Koswara to pose as the tree in the distance.

Adding insult to injury, the tree in the background is really Dede Koswara, annoying arborist the world over.

Obviously google search can't find the g-spot or female orgasm. Friggin' nerds.

This is the number one reason why I dread the end of the summer. I always pee in the pool whenever possible. The answer to everyone's problems listed below.